You try to read books in a New York research library. Frederick the Great’s relationships with his Kapelle musicians have never been so thrilling. And clumps of old men with moustaches (what’s with the moustache, I ask?) and an optional hunch keep chatting loudly right next to you. Inwardly, the teacher in you fulminates - but you can’t, oh you can’t shush them (pas moyen de leur rabattre le caquet).

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