Who said this blog couldn't be rude AND pretentious? Take a walk on the bling-bling side with me today. As I tend to be nice, and also because, let's not forget, I am a teacher (by the way, health and safety, guys, health and safety is key), translation will be on me today.

Don't sweat it (vous bilez pas), it's the most innocuous recipe ever. I would go as far

More claptrap! (Plus de sornettes!)Read Zuppa-cappuccino di foglie e gambi di ravanelli, schiuma di pepe biancho